zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously
Tales of Vesperia AU where the game is played the same and done the same way
but Yuri wears short shorts and thigh highs through out the whole game
I could get behind that.
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Adapt to this
LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT
I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe
This part always pissed me off, man. And I’m so glad someone finally brought it up.
Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it
this is the greatest pic I have ever drawn probably.
Imagine Garrosh Hellscream showing off his new tattoos of meaningful, spiritual Pandaren words. “This one means ‘Anger’, and this one means ‘Pride’.” It turns out they mean “Steamed Crab Surprise” and “Black Pepper Ribs and Shrimp”, respectively.
Dragon Age: Inquisition - Discover the Dragon Age video
UNSTOPPABLE SCREECHING AND FLAILING